Saravanamuttugate…

It just doesn’t have that nice ring to it that other “gates” do.

Perhaps that’s why, despite no discernible strategy, savvy political maneuvering, or even common sense, Krisna Saravanamuttu has survived scandal after scandal.

Known to his many political enemies on campus as “K-Dawg”, “The Patron Saint of Stupidity”, or simply “Holy Crap, isn’t that the guy who led a racist riot against a minority group and somehow still has his job”, Krisna has been widely criticized for being a staunch anti-Zionist and showing it by accusing all of his enemies of being part of a Zionist Conspiracy (think protocols).

In his short 13 months in the public eye, Krisna and friends have managed to piss off just about every sane person on campus.

But though much has been said on Krisna Saravanamuttu the legend, I want to speak about Krisna Saravanamuttu the man.

Behind those deep, baby brown eyes, an amazing thing occurs every day.

Just the sheer amount of  energy required to power the massive quantity of “double-think” that must fly carelessly through that big ol’ brain of his is astounding.

For example, allow me to introduce to you Saravanamuttu the instigator:

I was present at the Hillel lounge when Krisna led a mob of students in what was most certainly a violent demonstration. (That’s me in the black coat being pushed around). While the entire event wasn’t caught on film, the tone of hatred is certainly discernable. Perhaps the worst that Krisna did was lead a mob of angry students to the Jewish student lounge (because apparently that’s an appropriate response to students criticizing their student government), but he certainly didn’t bat an eye when death threats were uttered, or blatantly Anti-semetic chants uttered.

As Michael Payton, York’s eternal voice of reason, and friend of mine wrote, “[his] actions [were] more shameful than shame can ever communicate. They [were] more disgusting than disgust can ever reach.”

After York University fined and sanctioned Krisna for his hateful behaviour, the YFS released a press release claiming that his riotous band of merry men and women were attempting to fight racism on campus.

Fine. Fuck it. I’ll bite. You barricaded my Jewish friends and me in a room because somewhere, someone made racist comments.

Just so we’re all clear, it is perfectly acceptable to concentrate a minority against their will, cover your face with a kaffiyah scarf, bang on the glass doors of their office while chanting “break the glass, get them out”, and generally terrorize them to the point where police must be called to escort them off campus.

It has always been acceptable.

Oceania is at war with Eastasia.

Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.

But wait, there’s more!

In case your brain hasn’t been raped thoroughly enough, a few days ago, our comrades at MiniTrue came out with yet another press release.

Allow me to introduce to you Krisna the concerned humanitarian:

“Today, an anti-Semitic attack occurred on the office of the Jewish student association-Hillel in York’s Student Centre. “University campuses are places of learning and must be free from all forms of hate, including anti-Semitism,” said Krisna Saravanamuttu, President of the York Federation of Students. “Violent acts of hatred such as these are an affront student rights on campus and must be condemned.”

Oceania is at war with Eurasia.

Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.

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One Response to “Saravanamuttugate…”

  1. Student leaders can’t get facts straight | Always Right Says:

    […] on the Zionists.” If this isn’t frightening enough, one blogger who was there reports that there were also chants of “break the glass, get them out!” The irony of this story is […]

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